IF it is over

Dear IF,

I know you didn't realize that you were my IF. But I just want you to know it is over. You are too immature and petty and I am tired of hearing about your previous if. I get that she broke your heart. I get that you can't stand her. Please stop talking about it. You don't know much about me, but you have been good to listen. I can see the games you're playing though and they are not the kind I am interested in. Its been swell, but its over. You are no longer my IF. I here-by declare you my ex-if. BAH!

Pinky

Yeah, I don't know why I wrote this since he'll never realize it...but I think I just wanted to have a written reminder for myself of how I feel after having a big chat with him. He's playing games and I don't do that. Period.